Flipping the Bird: UWA Proposes Cuts to Duck Funding
The Australian Union for Duck Interests (AUDI) released a statement today.
Local Woman’s Quiet Whispers are Certainly Not Disturbing Anyone: Report from Third Floor
The most important discovery of a generation.
“We’re Overreacting” Complains Rich Man after PSA Cancels Head of the River
Local man's dream in tatters.
“I promise I don’t have it” laughs Aunty Cheryl before breaching her 1.5 meters
She always knows best.
Hapless OGC Candidate Throws Her Lot in With Charlie Hebdo, Rather Than STAR, in Profile Picture Frame Confusion
Melissa Black, a second year running on the STAR ticket as an ordinary guild councillor candidate, has admitted she “didn’t follow party branding” when she accidentally declared her belated support…
UWA Offers to Host Alex Jones on Campus, Permanently
Conspiracy theorist and absurdist character actor Alex Jones has been offered a permanent tenured position at the University of Western Australia, following his expulsion from a number of prominent social…
Fuck It, Let’s Talk About AFL – Round 4
I forgot to write this last week, but that’s ok, nothing really happened in the world of football. Geelong demonstrated they can only play one quarter of football and all…