My Night of Fun and Glamour at the Baseball
I don’t like sport. Excepting my netball glory days (goal shooter, I was very good, thanks for asking), I have only two vivid sport memories from childhood. The earlier is…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 25: Time to say goodbye
Today is a very symbolic day. Not only have we reached the finale of this guild election series, but I write this as we prepare for our final Pelican meeting…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 23: When will death come
One of my favourite things about my housemate is that if he’s had a big day at work, when I ask him how his day was he’ll sigh and say…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 20: Well that escalated quickly
It’s been an intense couple of days in the Pelican universe. Lucky for us, it’s Sunday, and Launch’s campaign manager is probably sitting at home with some Netflix and a…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 19: Some sad realities
Pelican regrets to inform you that we have temporarily pulled our “25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 18: It’s all Fun and Games Until…”, post in order to protect both…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 16: The UWA Guild Presidential Debate 2015 Presented By The UWA Debating Union
Ah, The UWA Guild Presidential Debate Debate 2015 Presented By The UWA Debating Union. Given the weight of such an occasion, for today’s column your Pelican editors have diarised the…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 15: Was she the girl that’s from the video?
Before we go on, some housekeeping. Firstly, could all you anonymous tippers please refrain from messaging me after, let’s say, 11 pm? I know it’s a 24 hour news cycle,…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 13: Only Pelican will deliver real results
To make up for our absence yesterday, we present to you a special BUMPER EDITION DUAL POST, in which Pelican’s two editors regale you with the stories from their weekends…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 7: I’ll be your papar-paparazzi
Wasn’t the weather today divine? I sat on the Oak Lawn and watched a group of lithe, bright eyed freshers frolic under dappled sunlight for hours. Apparently it’s going to…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 3: What I dreamed about last night
I’ve never believed in the phenomenon of the cheese dream. I kind of thought that an adult claiming wild dreams after a bit too much jarlsberg was kind of the…