World Leaders: Do They Fuck? How Much do they Fuck? Let’s find out.
This is an extract from my recently submitted International Relations doctoral thesis. For the full list please meet me at Reid car park. Come alone. Tied for Last Place: Pope…
Rob Tiller and the Impossible Business of Keeping Women Happy – Relationships 101 for Misogynistic White Blokes
In what this reporter can only presume is an attempt to lure all of Perth’s potential school shooters into one location, this is an event that promises to teach research…
Quiz: Comments on Guild Profile Pics or Extracts of My Love Letters to a French Sex Worker?
Are These Comments on Guild Candidate’s Profile Pictures or Extracts of Love Letters I Wrote to a French Prostitute While Addicted to Cocaine?
Meme Polls & DP Engagement: The Numbers that No-one Asked For
We’re shutting up shop everyone. It looks like we’ve been pipped to the post. We’re out of the job. A recent post from UWA Memes for Reid Library Teens has…
Hapless OGC Candidate Throws Her Lot in With Charlie Hebdo, Rather Than STAR, in Profile Picture Frame Confusion
Melissa Black, a second year running on the STAR ticket as an ordinary guild councillor candidate, has admitted she “didn’t follow party branding” when she accidentally declared her belated support…
30 Things You Can Call Peter Dutton That Have Nothing to Do With Starchy Vegetables
Drug Cop on Extended Power Trip Tom Hardy’s Bane (But Without the Innovations in Urban Planning and Nuclear Science) A Low Rent, Moustache-less Erdoğan Don’t Call Him Anything and Maybe…
High-school student who played Wonderwall on guitar at house parties grows up to be university student who plays piano in the Ref
Local UWA student Peter Russell, who is currently substituting an instrument for a personality, has once again found himself playing the opening chords of La La Land’s City of Stars…
Peter Van Onselen Delivers Killing Blow to the Left With One Epic Tweet
Peter Van Onselen has just thrown a huge haymaker at the lefty idiots who don’t know history good like he do.
UWA Offers to Host Alex Jones on Campus, Permanently
Conspiracy theorist and absurdist character actor Alex Jones has been offered a permanent tenured position at the University of Western Australia, following his expulsion from a number of prominent social…