World Leaders: Do They Fuck? How Much do they Fuck? Let’s find out. Pelican6 November 2018 This is an extract from my recently submitted International Relations doctoral thesis. For the full list please meet me at Reid car park. Come alone. Tied fo... EntertainmentPoliticsVoice0 Comments955 views
Rob Tiller and the Impossible Business of Keeping Women Happy – Relationships 101 for Misogynistic White Blokes Pelican15 October 2018 In what this reporter can only presume is an attempt to lure all of Perth’s potential school shooters into one location, this is an event that promises to tea... Campus AffairsEntertainmentVoice0 Comments550 views
Quiz: Comments on Guild Profile Pics or Extracts of My Love Letters to a French Sex Worker? Pelican16 September 2018 Are These Comments on Guild Candidate’s Profile Pictures or Extracts of Love Letters I Wrote to a French Prostitute While Addicted to Cocaine? EntertainmentPoliticsVoice0 Comments554 views
Meme Polls & DP Engagement: The Numbers that No-one Asked For Pelican14 September 2018 We’re shutting up shop everyone. It looks like we’ve been pipped to the post. We’re out of the job. A recent post from UWA Memes for Reid Library Teens ha... Campus AffairsEntertainmentVoice0 Comments391 views
Hapless OGC Candidate Throws Her Lot in With Charlie Hebdo, Rather Than STAR, in Profile Picture Frame Confusion Pelican8 September 2018 Melissa Black, a second year running on the STAR ticket as an ordinary guild councillor candidate, has admitted she “didn’t follow party branding” when sh... EntertainmentVoice0 Comments350 views
30 Things You Can Call Peter Dutton That Have Nothing to Do With Starchy Vegetables Pelican24 August 2018 Drug Cop on Extended Power Trip Tom Hardy’s Bane (But Without the Innovations in Urban Planning and Nuclear Science) A Low Rent, Moustache-less Erdo... EntertainmentPoliticsVoice0 Comments238 views
High-school student who played Wonderwall on guitar at house parties grows up to be university student who plays piano in the Ref Pelican21 August 2018 Local UWA student Peter Russell, who is currently substituting an instrument for a personality, has once again found himself playing the opening chords of La La... Campus AffairsEntertainmentVoice0 Comments154 views
Peter Van Onselen Delivers Killing Blow to the Left With One Epic Tweet Pelican19 August 2018 Peter Van Onselen has just thrown a huge haymaker at the lefty idiots who don’t know history good like he do. EntertainmentPoliticsVoice0 Comments1446 views
UWA Offers to Host Alex Jones on Campus, Permanently Pelican15 August 2018 Conspiracy theorist and absurdist character actor Alex Jones has been offered a permanent tenured position at the University of Western Australia, following his... Campus AffairsEntertainmentVoice0 Comments645 views
Words with Tor Snyder Pelican3 July 2018 Change is coming, and so is the feminist winter. Entertainment0 Comments102 views
