TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC
I have as many problems with student politics as anyone else on campus. It’s only week 6 and I’m already done with this shit. It hasn’t even really started but…
Hapless OGC Candidate Throws Her Lot in With Charlie Hebdo, Rather Than STAR, in Profile Picture Frame Confusion
Melissa Black, a second year running on the STAR ticket as an ordinary guild councillor candidate, has admitted she “didn’t follow party branding” when she accidentally declared her belated support…
30 Things You Can Call Peter Dutton That Have Nothing to Do With Starchy Vegetables
Drug Cop on Extended Power Trip Tom Hardy’s Bane (But Without the Innovations in Urban Planning and Nuclear Science) A Low Rent, Moustache-less Erdoğan Don’t Call Him Anything and Maybe…
UWA Offers to Host Alex Jones on Campus, Permanently
Conspiracy theorist and absurdist character actor Alex Jones has been offered a permanent tenured position at the University of Western Australia, following his expulsion from a number of prominent social…
An interview with Demi Lardner
My three favourite things about skeleton are ribbies, walkyboys, and all the hinges.
PODCAST REVIEW: Do Go On
Do Go On is genuinely accessible to anyone who wants a laugh and some light-hearted content.
Would You Rather: Attend One Guild Council Meeting OR Have Your Liver Pecked At Constantly By Vultures
I went along to my first ever session of the guild council for reasons that are as of yet unknown. While I was listening, enraptured, as a debate about cuts…
FUCK IT, Let’s Talk About AFL – Bumper Derby Edition
“How good’s footy?” Is a question I often ask my dad whenever things are going well for Fremantle. Today I can finally answer that question. Freo lost the derby, Chris…
Perth, meet comedy
It seems that in a city of two million people, the good folks of Perth are completely unaware of excellent acts happening right here in our city, with punters opting…