“We’re Overreacting” Complains Rich Man after PSA Cancels Head of the River
Local man's dream in tatters.
“I promise I don’t have it” laughs Aunty Cheryl before breaching her 1.5 meters
She always knows best.
How to Win Uni Friends and Influence Classmates
Succeed in tutorials without really trying!
20 Easy Steps to Faking Your European Holiday When You’re Lying in Bed Watching Netflix
People say the summer holidays are the most wonderful time of the year. Newsflash: those people are a) rich, or b) liars Everyone knows that summer is a time for…
World Leaders: Do They Fuck? How Much do they Fuck? Let’s find out.
This is an extract from my recently submitted International Relations doctoral thesis. For the full list please meet me at Reid car park. Come alone. Tied for Last Place: Pope…
Quiz: Comments on Guild Profile Pics or Extracts of My Love Letters to a French Sex Worker?
Are These Comments on Guild Candidate’s Profile Pictures or Extracts of Love Letters I Wrote to a French Prostitute While Addicted to Cocaine?
Meme Polls & DP Engagement: The Numbers that No-one Asked For
We’re shutting up shop everyone. It looks like we’ve been pipped to the post. We’re out of the job. A recent post from UWA Memes for Reid Library Teens has…