25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 21: We don’t feel like doing this today
As you know, the general idea behind these posts is that the we try to polish the turd that is the 2015 UWA student guild election with ‘hilarious’ self deprecating…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 20: Well that escalated quickly
It’s been an intense couple of days in the Pelican universe. Lucky for us, it’s Sunday, and Launch’s campaign manager is probably sitting at home with some Netflix and a…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 19: Some sad realities
Pelican regrets to inform you that we have temporarily pulled our “25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 18: It’s all Fun and Games Until…”, post in order to protect both…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 18: It’s all fun and games until…
It was almost overwhelmingly tempting to ignore these screenshots, which have been circulating for a while. Not because they’re irrelevant to this election, or because they’re not disturbing. No –…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 17: Hard Hitting Interview
Pelican’s journalistic integrity has been called into question in recent days, with weighty accusations flying around that we are “not taking this seriously”. To prove our naysayers wrong, we present…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 16: The UWA Guild Presidential Debate 2015 Presented By The UWA Debating Union
Ah, The UWA Guild Presidential Debate Debate 2015 Presented By The UWA Debating Union. Given the weight of such an occasion, for today’s column your Pelican editors have diarised the…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 15: Was she the girl that’s from the video?
Before we go on, some housekeeping. Firstly, could all you anonymous tippers please refrain from messaging me after, let’s say, 11 pm? I know it’s a 24 hour news cycle,…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 14: One long guild election, topped up
I lived the coffee wars. I endured cries of “It’s such a long drive to Rocketfuel!” and “burnt!” and “THIS BARISTA DOESN’T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!” I watched on as a…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 13: Only Pelican will deliver real results
To make up for our absence yesterday, we present to you a special BUMPER EDITION DUAL POST, in which Pelican’s two editors regale you with the stories from their weekends…
25 Days of Guild Elections, Day 11: Time to start unfollowing
Blackout period is OVER, Y’ALL! You might wanna switch over to Google + for the next couple of weeks – things are about to get horrifically real. Nobody is safe.…