Double Decker Dissolution Cake: one layer of Pavlova and one layer of Lamington
Deficit dogs: Woolworth’s Home Brand ‘meat’ thin sausage and one squirt of tomato sauce wrapped in a slice of Coles 85c white loaf, topped with the Tony Special (raw onions)
Anti-Halal Snack Pack: chips and doner kebab meat with chilli, garlic and barbeque sauce in the shape of Pauline Hansen’s face
Nick Xenofondue
Stop the Oats: make sure to use Uncle Toby’s oats which are 100% Australian grown and sold, unlike illegal immigrant oats who take our oat jobs and oat welfare
Traditional roast Lambie: Lambie rosemary and market-regulated potatoes
Clive Chicken Palmergiana
Bill Shortbreaden: contains one hundred positive calories
Double Decker Dissolution Cake: one layer of Pavlova and one layer of Lamington
Double Decker Dissolution Cake: one layer of Pavlova and one layer of Lamington