West Coast vs. Collingwood and a Collection of Half-Baked Conjectures
Magpies, McAvaney and maybe a Perth Grand Final?
Mean Green AFL Predictions For Your Shitty Little Club, 2020 Edition
Your team won't win. Trust me.
Cabin Fever and Isolation: So, This is Your Weekend Without AFL
A homegrown battle for-the-ages.
A response to the narratives emerging around the Gaff attack
a man hits another man breaks his jaw if it’d happened outside a bar where each male body had equal power he’d be condemned but this happened on a football…
FUCK IT, Let’s Talk About AFL – Bumper Derby Edition
“How good’s footy?” Is a question I often ask my dad whenever things are going well for Fremantle. Today I can finally answer that question. Freo lost the derby, Chris…
Fuck It, Let’s Talk About AFL – Round 4
I forgot to write this last week, but that’s ok, nothing really happened in the world of football. Geelong demonstrated they can only play one quarter of football and all…
Yeah Fuck it Let’s Talk about AFL: Round 2
As Pelican doesn’t have a sports editor (but we’re well on top of the weather) I’m taking it upon myself to bring you a heavily editorialised account of the AFL…