I witnessed a furious brawl outside a teahouse, the type frequented almost exclusively by older men. I wasn’t sure what the source of the commotion was, but I saw a man in his sixties, apparently the Turkish brother of Trainspotting’s Francis Begbie, throw a head high blow at his companion. I have to stress, they were drinking tea at three in the afternoon. Something must have gone horribly wrong in the afternoon tea process to turn this moustachioed codger into Andrew Gaff.
This week: Tommy Hilfiger tute fashion, literally spilling tea, the Netflix Hero of the People, parking and pie at college, managing online quizzes, UWA's social media trifecta, and the Western Suburb's most enigmatic Uber Eats driver.
This week: responsible and economical drinking, cheeky nuggets, Tina Turner dance moves, finessing stalls, icebreaking with Spanish, how it feels like we're already behind, and why we're lucky to live in Perth.