- Drug Cop on Extended Power Trip
- Tom Hardy’s Bane (But Without the Innovations in Urban Planning and Nuclear Science)
- A Low Rent, Moustache-less Erdoğan
- Don’t Call Him Anything and Maybe He’ll Go Away
- 12% Preferred Leader
- The Hairline From Hell
- Popular in Queensland™
- A Pretty Compelling Reason to Move to New Zealand
- The World’s Ugliest Newborn, Pumped up with Growth Enhancers
- The Back End of a Horse Costume
- The Moon from Zelda
- The Answer to the Question: How can things get any worse for this Government?
- At Least He’s Not George Christensen
- A Single Cannellini Bean (Not Starchy) Heaped on Some Unappetizing Looking Mashed Potato
- I’m Really Struggling to Crank Out Thirty of These
- As Good a Reason as Any to Strip Queensland of Their Voting Rights
- A Mailbox That Someone’s Taken a Swing at With a Cricket Bat Out of a Moving Car
- A Marionette Designed Solely to Scare Children
- Mankind’s Contribution to Co2 Emissions
- The Only Person to Ever Reminisce Fondly About Joe Bjelke-Petersen’s Premiership
- The Proud Owner of a Thriving, Unconstitutional Childcare Business
- Who The Fuck Would Ever Leave their Children with the Duttons
- The World’s Ugliest Newborn, Pumped With Growth Enhancers and Ayn Rand Audiobooks
- A Man of (Deeply Xenophobic) Principles
- The Personification of the Facebook Comment Section on a Sunrise Post About African Gangs
- Human (?) Skin Wrapped Tightly Around a Strangely Proportioned Shop Mannequin
- Proud Boycotter of White South African Nationalism, Fearless Advocate for Indigenous Reconciliation
- Oh Wait Sorry I’ve got that the Wrong Way Around
- Bad CGI From the Early 2000s
- Just a Real Shit
Hugh Hutchison