Tess Bury interviewed the local garage pop quintet Boat Show after their recent Melbourne tour. Tess met up with them in the Mojos band bathroom to take 5.
TESS BURY: What’s your favourite boat model and make?
ALI: The Azimut 100. It’s a luxury, it’s 100 foot long, and it’s got lots of bedrooms and bathrooms and ensuites. There’s usually a tanning bed too.
JENNY: Is there a helipad?
A: No, it’s too small for that. But that’s good because you don’t get messy hair.
J: My favourite boat is the 420 dinghy’s.
Do you guys fight?
What’s the food like in Melbourne?
A: Hell good, we got five-dollar steaks on a Monday. Luxury steaks.
J: And food on toothpicks. For a dollar, and it’s an honesty trust system, where you just bring the amount of toothpicks you had.
A: I had three, I forgot to pay.
If your band were in a movie what one would it be?
A: 10 Things I Hate About You. No, we’re the band in Freaky Friday that covers Lash.
J: Or New York Minute, where one of the Olsen twins is a serious business woman
A: That’s Jenny.
J: And then the other Olsen twin is a rock lord.
A: And that’s me. The music whizz.
If you guys were a subject at school, what would you be?
A: Maths, because we’re math rock.
If you were another band, who would you be?
A: We’d be The Runaways but not so fucked up.
J: The Veronicas.
I forgot my sheet of paper with all the questions and info I needed for this interview, but did you know that Boat Show can be anagrammed into things such as Abs Tho Ow, and Swab Hoot?
A: That’s sick!
[we continue to Google anagrams of Boat Show for 5 minutes]
This toilet’s pretty hot isn’t it?
Where can we find you on the Internet?
A: Facebook, Instagram, Bandcamp, Soundcloud, and Triple J Unearthed.
What does the future hold for Boat Show?
A: Power to all women.
Interview and image by Tess Bury
This article first appeared in print volume 88 edition 2 STOP